Today, I listened to the Scarlett Johansson album. You know the one. Tom Waits cover album? Yeah, well, look, I think she's hot. I am jealous that she's two-years-and-some months older than me and she's probably living THE LIFE. THE LIFE that involves making an album 'cause you want to, on a whim, with awesome people so that dowdy, homely, mildly adorable bloggers can blog about it at work and think, "Jeez, this is pretty terrible but that's okay because, obviously, she's having fun and she's hot." Good Lord. I want THE LIFE.
